Cat Deeley MC, MF, CELEB What is it about children's tv presenters that makes them so irresistible to adults? Perhaps it's their endless enthusiasm at Godforsaken hours; perhaps it's the hint of something altogether more sensual beneath that wholesome, goody-goody exterior; or perhaps it's just their god-damn fuckability....... One undeniable attraction is the sheer sleaziness of it all. There's something wonderfully perverse in concealing a raging hard-on while watch telly with your kids. The producers are well aware of this; why else would they send us Zoe Ball, Gail Porter and Jayne Middlemiss. All tight tops, min-skirts and pouting lips, they're certainly not for the kiddies......... And now we've been sent the best of them all - Cat Deeley. After fronting MTV's saucy 'Amour' and flying into FHM's Sexiest Women of 1998 poll at number seven, ITV give the job of fronting CD:UK to Cat Deeley. I wonder what sort of audience they're hoping to attract.....? Needless to say, in a very short time, VJ Cat has made a very big impression. Therefore, imagine my delight when, scanning the monitors in my office backstage at 'Beelzebub', I happen to spot her on the dance floor. I knew owning the most fashionable club in London would save on travel expenses - the most beautiful women come unknowingly to my door........ She was dressed to thrill - obviously living up to her reputation as a voracious flirt. A tight little green tank-top was complemented by mini-skirt that ended promptly at the thigh. With her tanned skin and long brown hair, she was an undoubted centre of attention. I wonder how many of the lads pestering her realised they were chatting a celebrity....? The zoom facility allowed me to linger upon her body. Disappointingly, I noted she was wearing a bra - her nipples weren't visible through the nylon of the top. On the plus side, her eyes looked a little the worse the wear for drink. I'd read she liked a pint or twelve. Her body was lithe - tall and slim. The breasts didn't seem overly impressive - though you could never tell through clothing - but with legs like that......... A quick scan of her record acquaints me with her details. Cat's famous for playing the Devil's girlfriend on MTV's saucy 'Amour'. She's no fool - possessing nine A grade GCSEs and four A-levels. Intelligence just adds to the thrill of the degradation........ Apparently, Ms Deeley got her big break into stardom with the recording of a three minute video demo sent to MTV, who, wisely, snapped her up in an instant. Before I'm done with her, she'll be staring in another sort of home-movie altogether......... My arrival is fortuitous, warding off the unwelcome attention of a would be Don Juan. Cat is grateful, and agrees to step backstage for a moment - to check out our VIP suite. I haven't told her the strict truth. There is a VIP area at my club - a room in which rich men pay to see a celebrity stripper - and, in time, Cat will get to see it. Guess who tonight's star attraction is going to be....? A group of men - maybe thirty in total - wait impatiently. They sit in a broad semi-circle - the remainder of the floor serving as a make-shift stage. The lights are low, shrouding most of the room in darkness. This room serves as an exclusive gentlemen's club - guests pay well for admission. A single light illuminates the floor / stage; an indication that the show is about to begin...... "Gentlemen, please welcome Miss Cat Deeley!" Simultaneous with the commencement of the music - TAFKAP's '319', pinched straight from 'Showgirls' - Cat makes her appearance. Modelling a long black gown, she looks incredibly elegant. High heels adorn her feet, though seem unable to slow her movement dancing. She slinks around the stage with the poise of her namesake, eliciting a number of excited wolf-whistles from an expectant fan-club. Gradually the dance gets sexier and sexier, until, having ensured everyone's attention, Cat opts to get herself more comfortable. Grasping the straps of her dress, she gives one sharp tug and the fabric crumples to the floor. She is now left in only black bra and thong - a fact that only serves to heighten audience appreciation. Now the performance really begins. Less dance, more simulated sex, she drives the men wild. Lying on the floor, Cat writhes and gyrates for all she is worth. My manipulation ensures that she is being turned on by the attention she is receiving. She's getting so hot, so wet, that soon she's going to have to relieve herself. She needs a fuck. Looking at the faces of my clientele, she's going to get more than the one....... Back on her feet, she turns her back to her audience, before reaching back and unclasping her bra. Sliding it off, she throes it dismissively over her shoulder. Slowly, Cat turns around - presenting us all with a perfect view of her naked breasts. They are small - not particularly impressive in their own right - though the erectness of her nipples provides further indication of how excited she feels. Bending over, she pulls the thong tight - leaving her ass nearly naked. It is nicely rounded - perhaps surprising for so lithe a figure. The crowd bay for all she has left - they want the thong off. Standing to face them, she spreads her legs akimbo; slipping both hands just beneath the waist-band. From here, she teasingly flexes her grip, sliding it a little down - almost revealingly so - before easing her way back up again. She certainly knows how to play a crowd....... Finally, her audience get their wish. The thumbs hook into the elastic and the thong goes down. Stepping out of these discarded undies, Cat Deeley spreads her legs and presents her pussy to the crowd. They are suitably appreciative....... All she now wears is a delicate gold choker - inscribed with the word 'pussy'. Lying on her back, she spreads her legs into a wide v above her head, before lowering her left hand to her clit. Initially, she tentatively massages herself; however, pretty soon, she is a little more forthright, fisting herself for our entertainment. She can't come of course. I'm saving that for later....... An hour later, I lie naked with my back on a table. Cat - equally sans clothing - straddles my waist, frantically impaling herself on my cock. While she works, I probe her mind. Incredibly, given her flirtatious screen presence, Ms Deeley has been remarkably conservative with regard to sexual relations - only five lovers to date. Still, she is only twenty-one. With years of servitude ahead, she has plenty of time to improve.......