Our torture continued. Katy skipped between us, giving me a swift crack and then complimenting Dick with the same. I cried hard. Dick did not. Old soldiers never cry, they just flail away. “Well,” Katy said at last, after giving me at least four sharp weals across the cheeks of my bottom. “I can hardly think of a better way to end a whipping session than by cleaning out both your bottoms!” She told Jennifer to fetch the enema kit from the dresser. I looked at Dick. He did not look at me. I was exhausted from my struggles. I sensed he was too. I had no idea what time it was or how long we’d been whipped. I could think only of my bottom, burning desperately, and my imprisoned nipples. My breasts felt like big captive gourds, hanging down, their tips trapped, great milk-giving sacs that I could not break free from the wall. I wished to be young again. To be just a flat-chested girl with my dreams and my fantasies. I did not want hair on my cunt and a big bottom with vaselike hips anymore. I wanted to be free of my woman’s body. I wanted to run and not feel big grapefruit bouncing on my chest. “Spread those cheeks for me, darling!” I heard a happy, honey-dripping voice say behind me. To my horror Katy had actually gotten the enema equipment rigged up while I hung contemplating my body. She prised my cheeks open, Jennifer helping her, and I felt her finger press to my anus and limn it with vaseline. And then she shoved in the enema tube. It felt like a big oversized pencil being jammed into my ass. Katy subscribed to the ‘quick is best’ theory, I suppose, for she punched the tube right in, not warning me, not testing me, just sticking it right into my vaselined ass. “Now let’s fill ‘er up!” Jennifer said merrily. She watched in awe as Katy, agreeing, opened the valve that connected me to the enema bag. The bag’s contents came running down the tube and gushed into me. Kneeling on the bench, my bottom hanging, I truly felt like a car being filled up at a gas station. Katy pressed her hand to the small of my back to make my bottom protrude more. I felt the enema fluid filling me. I twisted my bottom about to try to dislodge the tubing. I squeezed my cheeks. Nothing helped. The fluid kept filling me and all I could do was accept it. “Alright, that’s enough,” Katy said to herself. She closed the valve. “Now let’s go do Dick!” She withdrew the tube from my ass. I felt a squirting of fluid as the tube popped out, then I clamped my big cheeks hard together and held the rest within me. “Oh!” I cried within my gag. How long could I hold this horrible fluid? My bottom felt like a balloon. My tummy felt as if it had a competitor, somewhere below and behind it. I was full, full, full! I heard a key in a door and heavy footsteps on the stairs. And then, twisting my head back, I saw him. Sauron! He was dressed in a richly-embroidered kimono and he had a pipe in his mouth. I stared at him. And then, mortified, I felt my ass lose the war with the enema and I showered it out on the floor. “Good God! What kind of shit is going on down here?” Sauron roared. “We’re just playing, dear,” Katy replied. “Look how rosy I made Kelly’s bottom for you. She’s very sorry that she let your enemy here fuck her.” Katy gave me a sly look. There was no hiding secrets from her. She knew, as a girl to a girl, that I’d let Dick fuck me after he’d won me from Sauron. “Well, well, I see my former foe has decided to come and dally with my girlfriend!” Sauron said to Dick. Dick looked over his shoulder at Sauron and tried bravely not to show fear. “Should I satisfy myself with cutting your nuts off or should I kill you instead?” Sauron asked. “His balls are too precious to me for that,” Katy said. “You are a love slave, nothing more!” Sauron barked at her. “Yes, master,” Katy answered. “I could use a penis slave, though,” Sauron mused. He puffed on his pipe. “The eunuchs of olden days had their balls cut off but were permitted to retain their penises, for peeing and such,” Sauron said. “You must allow us a little more than that, dear Master, but only for when your strength is at an ebb,” Katy pleaded. She stood stroking Dick’s haunches. His balls hung beneath, quivering, I was sure. Sauron strode up to Dick and grabbed the man’s chin. He twisted his face toward him. “Did you find my girlfriend irresistible?” Sauron asked Dick. He could not reply. He was gagged. “Were you trained so well at the Citadel that you cannot bring yourself to break free of a sense of duty? All right! I will give you duties, then. Until you must put out to sea. For the Navy comes first, of course. But until that time, to keep these females from playing with dildoes, I will use you as my penis slave. You will do MY bidding in pleasuring these females, do you see? I cannot be erect all hours of the day, and we have three females here now, all with naughty cunts that long to be filled. You will pump them when I cannot. You are lucky, my friend, that I admire a foe who has beaten me, much as I hate you for doing it. You are a fool for coming here, but between military men there must be some considerations given, even for twerps from the Citadel!” Sauron, who I thought might storm from the room, from our presence, he was so angry, went behind me instead. He touched his hands to my hips. His hands were trembling, he was still so filled with rage. I offered my hurt bottom to him to attempt to placate him. “Yes, you are truly a gift,” Sauron said. He eased his hands upward and caught at my bosoms. I felt a probing within the cheeks of my ass and realized, heart-beatingly, that it was his penis. “Such a mess you’ve made on the floor!” Sauron said. “I should make you lick it up, and lick it off my feet too, for I’ve stood in it now!” He jabbed me with his cockhead. I felt him do it again and this time he managed to lodge himself a little inside my anal sphincter. I squeezed my cheeks, trying to expel him, even as I relished the feeling of being imposed upon by such a big angry man. “Free her nipples,” Sauron told Jennifer. “They’d get yanked right off, the way I’m going to fuck her.” “Yes, master!” Jennifer said and primly saluted him with her hand, afraid, perhaps, or enlisting herself in his Navy to win his favor. I gasped as I felt my breasts suddenly pop free of the wall. Jennifer unscrewed one, then the other. Sauron felt my tips with gentle, caring hands, brushing the nipples with his thumbs, softly, consolingly. He bent and kissed my tousled head. “Now I’m going to fuck the daylights out of you, my little slave strumpet,” he breathed. And he did. With my tummy banged up repeatedly against the wall, with my mouth screaming behind my gag, Sauron fucked me hard in my behind. He was oblivious to my groans and my moans and my protestations. He gave me what I’d come for, complete submission, to a man, to an angry, vengeful man. I was female and he made me receive and take all he had to give. He pumped me like a lusty steer and I, cowlike, with my breasts in his gripping hands, with my ass split wide on his prong, accepted him in my crying depths. When he released me I hung like a crucified Madonna in my wristcuffs. Slowly, carefully, he undid me and he carried me upstairs and threw me on his bed and fucked me again. Chapter Five I awoke and rubbed my pussy. I winced as I tried to rise up in the bed and was made to remember my weals. Sauron slept beside me. I lay there a moment contemplating him, running my hand over his massive frame as my fingers touched my pussy, raw from his fuckings. He’d fucked me once downstairs, in my poor hurting ass, then twice more in his bed, deep in my pussy. I looked about but I did not see Katy or Jennifer or Dick. I wondered if my lover still hung downstairs, perhaps with his balls shaved, perhaps even still waiting to cum as the girls endlessly teased him. NAKED AT THE NEWSSTAND by holy joe Oui, April 1998, $6.99. Oui Magazine, Box 267, Sussex, WI 53089. “Single copies: $15.00.” (Page 6.) Publisher: Wendi Tush Web site: http://www.4slut.com Review: This is a magazine that has been around since the 1970’s. It means “Yes” in French. There are several problems with the current incarnation of Oui: 1. There’s too much text. At one time, a porno magazine had to have text in it, or it would be declared “obscene.” Today, there’s no such requirement. Oui is stocked in the porno section at Tower Books. Nobody who picks up the magazines in that section is doing it in order to read articles. They want to look at naked girls. Oui’s circulation and success will depend directly on how many guys like the females in it. A page that contains text about, say, auto racing is just one more chance to miss a sale. 2. The printing quality in Oui is often problematic. For instance, in an excellent pictorial in this issue, some of the color on some of the pages is not lined up properly. For every page that is misprinted, the publisher increases his chance of missing a sale. Guys like me do not enjoy buying sealed magazines, only to take them home and open them and find some of the nude photos are misprinted. Here’s a rule for all porno publishers: If it’s not nude, or if it is nude but misprinted, you are fucking us and, by doing that, fucking yourself. With porn on cable T.V., porn on the Web, porn at the magazine stand, porn in the book rack, and salacious viewing in prime time, this is a saturated market. Don’t blow your livelihood by giving your customers a raw deal. That’s a good way to wind up owning a Burger King franchise, instead of a magazine with nude girls in it. Another problem I have with Oui is it tends to dwell a little too much on sex as sex. (In other words, it can tend to get a little too dirty and raw, at least for me.) This is shown by the fact that some of the females in this issue tend to look rather old. Take this pictorial, for instance: “Locker Room Fuck-Off,” page 20. A Woman, wearing way too much lipstick, plus gaudy jewelry, has sex with some man. Not only is this chick old (by my standards, anyway), she apparently is a weight-lifter. AAAAACK! (On the other hand, if you like older females, and ‘down and dirty’ sex, this is definitely a magazine you want to follow.) The reason I bought this issue of Oui is because of the pictorial, “Kinky College Licks.” (You know if the cover contains the wording, “3 horny school girls lick, suck & finger their moist pussy snatches” I’m likely to pick up the magazine.) Scrub-a-dub-dub, it’s three girls in a tub! Or, actually, in this case, without one. So they use a bowl instead. It’s made of fine china, with flowers painted on it. This pictorial isn’t as far-fetched as it seems. There are, in fact, homes in middle America that contain a single bathroom, with no shower in it, and just a tub. If for some reason the tub clogs, or breaks, the people living in the house would, in fact, have to resort to a “bowl bath” to get clean. In this pictorial, three college girls sharing the rent in a house in middle America must have bathtub trouble, because they’re forced to share a bowl in order to scrub up for their Friday night dates. It must be a little cold in the house too, for the girls begin their bath by keeping their shirts and bras on. (Yes! The pictorial opens with a delicious shot of three bare-bottomed girls gathered around the bowl.) Only one of the girls, a brunette, is really cute. The other two are blondes and, unfortunately, look a bit like sluts. However, there are some compensating factors even here. One blonde, in addition to looking slutty, has a fun, mischievous gleam in her eyes, which enhances the pictorial. The other blonde has a pierced tongue. It looks rather sexy, trailing its way up and down the other girls’ nude bodies. I especially liked the shots of the girls smiling at each other. There’s nothing better than seeing girls smiling, especially when they’re being naughty! I also liked seeing them smile at the camera man. Unfortunately, there is a problem with this pictorial. Many of the photos in it are the size of a quarter-page. (I.e., four photos per page.) Because of Oui’s less-than-stellar printing, the photos in this pictorial are difficult to enjoy. Here’s what should have been done with this pictorial. Each photo should have been the size of a full page. A problem arises, of course: the average photo is wider than a standard 8 1/2 x 11 inch page. What to do? My suggestion would be to print each photo sideways. That’s right! A guy would, of course, then be holding the magazine like a flip chart. He would flip the pages up, instead of from left to right. In this way, each of the photos in the pictorial could be enjoyed. They would be large enough so that even if the printing weren’t excellent, he would still have something he could admire. A chronic problem in all porno magazines is printing a nice photo across two pages. This often ruins the photo. You wind up with a big ‘line’ going down through a girl’s butt. Or the thickness of the magazine causes the photo to have a bent appearance, spoiling it. (Unless you take the magazine apart, cut the two sections of the photograph out, and paste them together, flat, on a clean sheet of paper. A big job.) I would like to see somebody publish a magazine with all sideways pages in it. You could even call the magazine “Sideways Sex.” Print the cover normally, so when the magazine is standing up in the newsrack it looks just like the rest. But, inside, fill the magazine with nothing but full-page sideways photos. Each photo would be longer than it is wide. This would be excellent for most photos, since often the girl in the photo is kneeling, or lying down. Instead of ‘splashing’ a photo across two pages, wrecking it, you would have a magazine full of photos that are unmarred. Additionally, each page would be the same dimensions as a movie screen! A movie screen is wider than it is tall. I figure, if that dimension is good enough for Titanic and Star Wars, it’s good enough (if not perfect) for a porno magazine. You could even go one step further. In some sections of the magazine, you could have ‘normal’ photos, that are ‘standing up.’ In other sections, you could have sideways photos. As long as the reader doesn’t feel there’s no rhyme or reason to which way a photo is aligned, he won’t mind. For instance, the pictorial might start with ‘standing up’ photos. These would be the ‘introductory’ photos, where we see, first, the girl’s face close-up. Then we see her at work, at school, and at play. These photos are ‘standing up’ too. Now, it’s time for her to get naked! So the pictorial switches to the perfect format for that: sideways photos. Finally, as the centerfold is reached, the photo alignment switches back to ‘standing up’ photos. (Since, despite being placed in the magazine sideways, a centerfold is usually shot with the girl standing.) The most important thing to understand is that big, full-page photos are what the viewer is looking for. Don’t waste a single page of your magazine on text that can be used for nudity! The average porno magazine should look just like Life magazine: big, full-page photos, with a minimum of text. If I want to read, I’ll buy a book. (In fact, some guys are known to have a sex paperback in one hand, and a porno magazine in the other hand! In which case there need be no text at all in the porno magazine.) Besides the ‘3 girls bathing’ pictorial, there isn’t much else of interest in this issue, except the ads. Check out the fine “Nasty Kinky Women” ad near the back of the magazine. A lovely blonde wearing black gloves, a gown, and lacy black underthings gets her panties pulled open by another girl. The other girl, inexplicably, is checking with her palm to see if the blonde’s pussy is wet. Why? I’m not sure. Perhaps the blonde has just arrived at a private party, where nobody’s allowed in unless they’re moist between the legs. Another great ad is this one: “19 yr old begs: Fuck me quick before daddy catches us.” When the ads are better than the magazine, you know the magazine isn’t living up to its potential. Sadly, Oui isn’t the only magazine I’ve bought that has this problem. America doesn’t need more porn. It needs better porn.