Archive-name: Humour/husbwife.txt Archive-author: Archive-title: Husband and Wife Becuase the husband had just gotten home from a six-month tour of duty, the husband and wife were furiously making love when, all of a sudden, the wind slammed a door shut somewhere else in the house. The husband says, "Oh no! That must be your husband coming home." And the wife replies, "No. He's off in the Navy for six months." --