Confusion, Best & Worst


Lately I have found things that confuse me. Well, maybe not total
confusion but more of an inability to understand. There are also
many things that I have decided are the best and the worst. We
could also say things that suck and things that are cool but that
would be too Beavis and Butthead.

I have decided what it is that is the best thing about females.
The one thing that is the most attractive thing out of the all
encompassing being that we call woman.  I'm taking into
consideration everything possible including personality traits,
intelligence, beauty, everything. I have come to the conclusion
that out of everything, the one thing that is the best about women
is the fact that they have no penis.

The fact that a woman has no penis is absolutely the most
wonderful thing. There are several rweasons for this. A woman's
beauty would be utterly destroyed if she had a penis. Just imagine
how a woman would look wearing a skirt with a ding dong poking
out. She also wouldn't be able to cross her legs in that pretty
fashion that they do. A woman just would not look appealing with a
bulge.

When I'm with a woman and my hand gets to the place where a penis
would be it sends a rush through my body. That alone is worth the
price of dinner and a movie. She usually enjoys it too. If things
are going well at that point she will have her hand on my penis.

A penis on a woman would be the worst, not only would it be
unattractive but it would destroy perfection. The entire female
appeal relvolves around that area of the body. The principle
difference between the sexes lies there. It is not in the breasts
where many of us focus are attention. No, it is actually the area
where pubic hair grows. If it wasn't for that breasts would be a
waste of mammaries.

When you think about it, the entire world revolves around the
female genitalia. We all work very hard to earn our wages. We get
paid and spend the money to keep our women happy. Why do we do
this? Of course, it's because we want access to the best part of
the woman.

I really enjoy giving oral sex. If there was a penis there, I
wouldn't even attempt it.